Farigh Banda of All Time

The Ultimate Free Time Specialist

• Has memorized the exact duration of every YouTube ad to the millisecond because they've seen them all 500+ times
• Knows the entire Netflix catalog alphabetically, by genre, release date, AND runtime
• Has developed a complex rating system for different couch sitting positions based on comfort level and snack accessibility
• Can tell you the exact number of ceiling tiles in every room they've ever visited
• Has named all the dust bunnies under their bed and created elaborate backstories for each one
• Holds the unofficial world record for 'Most Social Media Apps Checked in a Single Minute' (all of them, repeatedly)
• Has perfected the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing
• Sends 'you up?' texts at 2 PM on a Tuesday
• Has a PhD in 'Advanced Procrastination Techniques' from the University of Doing It Later
• Can recite the entire delivery schedule of the neighborhood and knows which neighbors get packages most frequently
• Has developed calluses on their thumbs from infinite scrolling
• Considers 'waiting for paint to dry' an exciting spectator sport

Farigh Banda Ki Khasusiyat

• Battery banane wale hain, lekin khud ki energy kabhi khatam nahi hoti
• Amperex Pakistan ke owner hain, magar office mein sirf chai peene aur TikTok dekhne jaate hain
• Office mein 'Do Not Disturb' ka board lagaya hai kyunki 'Professional Napping' chal rahi hoti hai
• School jaate hain, lekin sirf canteen ke khane ke liye - class mein attendance lagwa ke gayab ho jaate hain
• Meeting ke beech mein 'urgent call' ka bahana bana kar 15 minute ke liye mobile game khelte hain
• Har battery ke design mein apni selfie chupa dete hain, ab tak kisi ko pata nahi chala
• Company ke WhatsApp group mein sirf memes bhejte hain, kabhi kaam ki baat nahi karte
• Apne office mein 'professional time wasting' ki training dete hain, certificate bhi milta hai
• Battery testing ke liye naye machines mangwaye, lekin unka istemal sirf fancy coffee banane ke liye karte hain
• School ke teachers ko battery samples gift karte hain, taake homework na dein
• Company ke annual report mein 'Strategic Time Investment' naam se time-pass ko justify karte hain
• Amperex ke competitors ki factories ke bahar khade ho kar selfie lete hain aur caption likhte hain 'Visiting my future acquisitions'